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THE TAILORING OF THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE!

THE TAILORING OF THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE!

 A DECIDEDLY FISHY STORY! My partner Rob and I once owned a little half cabin cruiser called Sixpence.We used to fish for snapper off Sydney Heads, but heavy swells often forced us to retire to  calmer waters within the harbour.   Early one Sunday morning we dropped

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HIGH SCHOOL DAYS – AN EX-RADICAL REFLECTS

HIGH SCHOOL  DAYS - AN EX-RADICAL REFLECTS

THIS ARTICLE WAS ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN THE TASMANIAN ADVOCATE.  THE GHOST OF ULVERSTONE HIGH     Some years ago I drove past my old  high school and realized I had subconsciously avoided writing a single word about my years there.  It’s not that I was particularly unhappy

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SLAYING THE GIANT SNAKE

SLAYING THE GIANT SNAKE

HOW THE DRAMA BEGAN Well one day I was sitting in a planter pot talking to  Pauline’s  little goose when we heard a funny  noise.  Goose peered down at something, so I did too. Whoops, nearly over-balanced and ended up on my head!   And do you

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LUNCH AT THE LIBRARY!

LUNCH AT THE LIBRARY!

Hello, Editor Des here! Well Pauline was going to do some research at the State Library in Sydney so I went along  too. I thought I might start trying to find my ancestors. Just hope I don’t turn out to be  related to Paddington or Pooh…especially Paddington. 

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CELEBRATING THE LIFE OF EDITOR DES…BY HIMSELF!

CELEBRATING  THE LIFE OF EDITOR DES...BY HIMSELF!

HELLO DOWN THERE!     OK…to celebrate my 15th birthday I thought I would tell you  a little bit about myself.   I was actually born in China,  but I think my parents sold me ( I know, how could they part with someone so adorable?)  Boo hoo,

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PAULINE CONOLLY’S GARDEN: THE SHOCKING TRUTH!

PAULINE CONOLLY'S GARDEN: THE SHOCKING TRUTH!

Hello, You know how Pauline  Conolly posts  rather showoffy pictures of her garden?  Well I’m about to take her down a peg or two, hahaha.  Made a little bicycle  tour the other day and by gum there are some pretty dire ‘blots’ ! Here I go down

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UNDERGROUND TRAIN OF THOUGHT

UNDERGROUND TRAIN OF THOUGHT

 A LEAP OF SHAME I once asked a British backpacker; ‘What strikes you as the biggest difference between London and Sydney? As it was summer I half expected him to say; ‘The amount of visible female flesh in Sydney’ . However, he surprised me with; ‘Your city 

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FUNGI, FANGS AND FEATHERS: BLUE MOUNTAINS WILDLIFE

FUNGI, FANGS  AND FEATHERS: BLUE MOUNTAINS WILDLIFE

****  DO  NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF CREEPY  CRAWLIES! I consider myself  very fortunate to live in the beautiful Blue Mountains of New South Wales.  I often post images of spring blossom or  spectacular autumn foliage on Facebook,  but I do face  certain

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April Fools’ Day, Aussie Style

April Fools' Day, Aussie Style

 ICE BLOCKS, TEN CENTS A POP! On April Fools’ Day 1978  Australian electronics  entrepreneur  Dick Smith arranged for a giant, fake iceberg to be towed into Sydney Harbour. In a co-ordinated campaign, 300 of his employees then rang  various radio  and television stations, saying ‘What on earth

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A SENIOR GOES SHOPPING

A SENIOR  GOES  SHOPPING

A BIG DAY OUT I detest buying clothes. It’s not that I don’t like to look nice, but it’s so time consuming and irritating. The older I get the more I dislike the whole business. Anyway, I set off on a two day shopping trip to Sydney

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