Travel is not easy for someone like me. I never have a proper seat, so no life vest. Pathetic. What would happen if we crashed?
Arrived in Darwin. They are obsessed with crocodiles up here. Do I really want to go to Kakadu? Pauline made me pose like this. How stupid!
Well, I didn’t have much choice about Kakadu. The truth is, I go where Pauline goes.
The man driving the boat told me about the dangerous Logodiles. Have you heard of them? Some people on the boat were giggling. No idea why.
Oh my word….I still think crocodiles are scarier. This one was a bit too close. And he was lunching on a poor little wallaby that strayed down the bank. I had to close my eyes (after I took the photo).
I bought a painting from a man on the riverbank at Kakadu. It’s an inside-out barramundi fish.
Found a little vein of opal. Not much colour though.
Look what happens when everyone gets opal fever and starts digging!
I went to Glenelg Beach when we got to Adelaide. Why do I always have to be put on silly things??
The indoor market was better. Mind you, I knew this cafe was too exotic. I ordered a poached egg. Apparently it’s under the tab, tibool… (green stuff)
Do you think someone ‘doctored’ this sign? Haha, I might have had a hand in it.
I liked this seat.
Back home. It was all a bit much for me really. Sorry, I haven’t done very well with this story. I wasn’t taken on enough excursions, so it’s not my fault. I need a cup of tea!
And a biscuit. Do not judge me, OK?