Hello Peeps! I found this little poem about….well it’s about me. I thought it summed me up perfectly on the auspicious occasion of my 21st birthday.
As to the ‘either end’ bit, well I do spend quite a bit of time with my bottom in the air. My guardian Pauline Conolly says it’s a good thing to do, because the blood will rush to my brain and sort of oil it, so that it runs more smoothly. Sounds pretty sensible to me.
OK, I know I’m not quite the colour of toast, but pretty similar. I did have four triangles of Vegemite toast, but I ate one on purpose, just so you could see my beautiful blue wren.
As for being there when someone needs me most, well that’s certainly true. There was a dreadful accident here a while back, but Mr Hoppy frog came out of theatre with at least one functioning leg thanks to me.
It’s very cold where I live at Blackheath, aka ‘Bleakheath’ so I keep the fire well stoked and burning brightly. One of my many household tasks, performed in lieu of board.
People often ask how I intend earning a living when I leave home, which will probably be quite soon now that I have reached the age of majority.
Well, I have endless talents besides editing. Above all I am an author in my own right, which is rarely acknowledged. You will find many of my fabulous stories on this website.
Gardening, is something else I excel at, mainly vegetables. Look at this beautiful spud. A stall at the local farmer’s market is something I could aim for.
But……here is some breaking news. I am also something of an inventor. I have just developed a new line of furniture. Let me introduce…….THE AIR CHAIR! 😍 It’s brilliant if you get stung somewhere sensitive by a bee, and yes this has happened to me! All recycled plastic so very invio…….envira……. eco-friendly. 😎.
Of course the date of my birthday is a bit well, questionable because I’m adopted. D.N.A testing has been suggested, but I might find out something horrible from my past, so I don’t think I’ll bother.
Had a little celebration with my girlfriend Milly and my dear friend Little Jack. One candle instead of 21 was a bit pathetic Pauline, but never mind.
HERE IS A TRAVEL STORY I WROTE ABOUT KAKADU IN THE NORTHERN TERRITORY. IT’S VERY TOPICAL, BECAUSE THERE ARE MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE RUNNING OF THIS AMAZING NATIONAL PARK. I HOPE EVERYTHING GETS SORTED OUT!
FOR MORE ON THE TROUBLES AT THE NATIONAL PARK.