Hello,
You know how Pauline Conolly posts rather showoffy pictures of her garden? Well I’m about to take her down a peg or two, hahaha. Made a little bicycle tour the other day and by gum there are some pretty dire ‘blots’ !
Here I go down one of the steep paths to a very weedy bit;
Oh for heavens sake. Her steps are all wonky and now look what’s happened….*@#*#! Lots of messy gum leaves too. She should use the rake a bit more.
Here’s her compost area…she never puts up pictures of this, does she? That long stick is to fend off snakes that might be lurking in there. And what’s that messy pile of rocks all about?
I bet she never mentions her vegetable garden! All she has is a few herbs and a lonely potato plant that grew all by itself in the compost. The potatoes will probably taste like rotten vegetables and worms.
Dr Bob did a big clean up of the garage, where Pauline was keeping lots of rubbishy garden stuff. And, OH MY WORD….I think he chucked her out too!! How very sad!
I suppose I should fish her out but I just need to pop out for a while. Goodbye everyone.
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OK Des, I have read this and it is a very silly and unfair piece. As for my wormy tasting potatoes….I harvested the crop the other day. Yes, it was small but we ate the results last night and it was nectar of the Gods! So there…apology required I think.
UPDATE – THREE MONTHS LATER.
Oh my hat!. Pauline was moving the compost heap and she found more spuds! I’ll never hear the last of it.
How very sweet, and oh so lovely was your post today. I loved it so much! Thank you for the good cheer!
xoxo
Dawn of Texas
Thank you Darling Dawn. I had great fun writing this. Hahha. Love Editor Des. xx
I love this post. Great reading. Thanks for the smiles.
It set the rest of my day 🙂
Ooh, that’s so sweet Sandy. I hope I won’t have to leave home! Editor Des. xx
Hehehe, what a naughty boy you are! Loved every minute.
Wait till Pauline finds out Nancy. She will be furious! Bahaha. Editor Des. xx
Well, N does stand for naughty, doesn’t it? Funny, I always thought it did.
And D sands for little DEMON! Haha. Des. xx